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What to Make Of Nine Inch Nails’ Ghosts I-IV

Published on March 27, 2008

Everyone has a band or singer-songwriter who spans a generation with them; the artist whose career runs through peaks and valleys along with your life. For me, that artist has been Nine Inch Nails.
I discovered the music of NIN as a sophomore in high school in 1991. A girl I was dating gave me a […]


Leave Santa Alone

Published on December 5, 2007

An editorial by S.Rod
Every morning Mark and I wake up to the news on our clock radio. At 6:45am, it pops on and in fifteen minutes or so, I actually start listening. Today while brushing my teeth, I hear the story, “Is Santa a bad influence on children?” Immediately the clever headline piqued my […]


A Tango With The Taxman

Published on March 6, 2006

2005 was my first year as a web entrepeneur (Yes, that’s what those folder tabs up above represent, so feel free to click them :)). Thus, it also marked the first time I’d have to represent such on my tax return. Most years, my taxes are finished in 10 minutes, but this year began as […]


A postscript for a devil

Published on January 24, 2006

You wonder if anyone is listening, don’t you? That when your words reach the page, when the pixels of monitors all over the world display your name below a post title— are they listening? Will they respond? Or is this all just another devil of illusion, slowly milking the lie that you so desperately want […]


Rising Above the Year Change Clichés

Published on January 1, 2006

Thankfully, 2006 is finally here. Every year, I have to bite my tongue and keep my poison pen on the desk. For I can rest assured that as we celebrate the annual changeover of our calendar, all of the same clichés would emerge to haunt the masses. Since it’s a by-product of our fast […]


Losing Your Twenties

Published on December 28, 2005

Turning 30 was rumored to be a personal disaster: where I’d find myself in a shadowy corner wrapped around a bottle of throat burning liquor, wallowing for my lost youth. It did not work out that way though. My 30th birthday came and went this week without much thought on the subject, despite my penchant […]


MTA vs. TWU: A Battle of Greed

Published on December 20, 2005

As the bite of the winter wind blows across the faces of New Yorkers this morning on December 20, 2005, it will not be because of a passing subway train or a public bus. No, the chill they feel as they are forced to walk over bridges to get to work is the colossal greed […]


How Long Is Too Long To Stay At A Job?

Published on December 6, 2005

At the most primordial level, we work to earn money. The capital that pays our bills, keeps us fed, allows us to support our children, have hobbies and so on. Quite often, we get so wrapped up in earning that cash, that our work day (or night for you vampires out there) becomes a routine. […]


Review: Motion Sickness

Published on November 29, 2005

Mother Nature tried her best. But she could not make me lose my lunch.
While traveling on my honeymoon this month, I had the ‘good‘ fortune of experiencing three of the four forms of motion sickness and emerged unscathed. Okay, perhaps the memory remains, but the nausea did not humble me like a college freshman’s […]


Review: Defensive Driving Class

Published on September 28, 2005

I confess my guilt: it was wrong of me to complain about my speeding ticket in a public forum. Luckily, I had many people who were more than happy to call me out as a “naive” twentysomething trying to apply the logic of common sense and safety to a system based solely on revenue. So… […]


Advertising Week: Is It Necessary?

Published on September 20, 2005

Hello, welcome to America. Before you may enter the country, you must eat this bucket full of clever jingles, catchy slogans, and singing cartoon pitchmen. But we swear you’ll feel better afterwards! We promise! Now go buy! Buy! Buy!
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If you think you can get away from […]


Surf Your Brain Into Heavy Water

Published on September 13, 2005

Alternate Designation: Are You Telling Me That This Sucker Is Nuclear?
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The last fifteen work days, I kept finding myself cubicle-bound and staring at my hands. Agitated and about four “Fuck-Me’s” away from some silly meltdown where I pretend my monitor is a punching bag. Where […]


New Review for ‘The Art of Getting Bent’

Published on September 5, 2005

We’re happy to report a recent review for The Art of Getting Bent by M. Sahm, that was published this past Sunday at the pop-culture megasite Blogcritics.org.
Read all about it here, and be sure that no matter what— promise me— you keep reading the review past the first paragraph.


Magic Junk Radio 1: A Creative Crossover

Published on August 30, 2005

Among the creative people of the world, there are many who dare to crossover. Those who try their hands at genres within the arts that they were not instructed on, or gained their fame in. Just think of actors like J.Lo or William Shatner who have made music albums, while inversely musicians such as LL […]


Kick-starting the Creative Chainsaw

Published on August 23, 2005

How do you get your brain into writing mode?


Is Accelerating to Pass a Crime?

Published on August 17, 2005

I’m often stating how I prefer riding the train to driving, since I can sleep, read, write, and still get to my destination with minimal problems. A recent incident made my opinion even stronger. After twelve years of nearly flawless driving (meaning no accidents and no traffic violations), I received my first speeding ticket on […]


Creative Psychosis: A Hypothesis

Published on August 15, 2005

Alternate Designation: Failure Gonna Put Mo Hair On Ya Chest, Boy
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Of the three fluorescent lights in my work cubicle, one buzzes noisily. When an Info-Tech guy sits at my computer to install new software, they usually ask, “Doesn’t that buzzing drive you crazy, man?”
I start to […]