1. “The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near.” – Jim Morrison

2. Yes, it’s true. Today is the last SomBlock for a while. This occasion will be marked by Mother Nature hocking a series of big lugies on me.

3. I wrote a SomBlock every weekday for 4.5 months, including vacations & holidays. This serious commitment was making my wife crazy jealous.

4. In that time, I didn’t work on my started 2nd novel or make any new podcasts. The AM train time is now theirs. Maybe some sleep too.

5. In lighter news, there’s a good chance that this huge alligator in front of me has fed recently and that… hbb mbght nbbt eebbt mbb. Shbbt.

6. Somewhere, a man was caught having an affair by his wife, and she’s beating him with an indoor tree. And you thought your morning was rough.

7. So, @Ms_SRod has dared me to buzz my hair to look more like Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails. At least that’s what she said in her sleep.

8. In the future, soft drinks and other beverages will be enhanced with stronger stimulants. Imagine: “This Coke has 75 mg of methamphetamine”.

9. Somfucius say: Man who knows day job is killing him may be stressed, but makes more inspired art than naive work drone.

10. When the Subway conductor says there’s a sick customer but you see 10 cops staggered along the platform outside— there’s no sick customer.

11. In the end, it’s always about impact. If you don’t make a difference to the world now, then you need to start finding a way. Get on it, man.

12. I should have been taking the local all this time. I always get most inspired 9 minutes before I finish the express train tweeting. Oh well.

13. When I reach 2000 tweets, Twitter will be sending me a rubber stamp so I can stamp “I KNOW Y2K!” on my forehead. Admit it, you’re jealous.

14. Oh that @Somrod, has too many debts to pay. So he waved goodbye, saying “Don’t you cry, I’ll be sarcastic in short bursts later in the day.”

15. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by you. Thanks to all who let me know I made them laugh. Now get back to your brainwashing, monkeys.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***