SomBlock In Reverse: 9/17/09
1. Sometimes you just know. Sometimes you think you know, but it was actually fantasies from the night that you had too many shots of tequila.
2. You always hope that change comes with a parade behind it, but often it arrives with the Mario Bros theme playing on an old clock radio.
3. I will see your winky emoticon, and raise you a full punctuation rendered fail whale.
4. I’m trying to decide if I’d rather be a compensated spokesperson or the guy who airbrush painted the full body of Rebecca Romijn for X-Men.
5. I enjoy the people who have Bluetooth earpieces that blink like the Borg from Star Trek. How about a robot claw to go over your hand too?
6. Unfortunately, if you have to be that constantly connected, you were assimilated to a drone long ago. I don’t care what level of VP you are.
7. Is it a bad omen if Beck’s ‘Loser’ keeps coming on your iPod at random every time you approach your office in the morning?
8. You know you’ve passed your breaking point with a situation when you can’t possibly talk about it without F-bombing the verbal countryside.
9. This AM’s SomBlock is sponsored by mental masturbation. Take that however you want, but it’s time to stop sulking & go find some brain lube.
*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***
S.Rod does not set off airport-security with her sexy cuteness, or her titanium spinal support. This petite Puertoruvian has been known to use her powers of the Force to steal Sahm's TV Dinners. With her love of crafts and interior-design, S.Rod hopes to make the world a better place one quilted seat cover at a time.
