SomBlock In Reverse: 9/15/09
1. I feel about as inspired this morning as the guy writing about lack of inspiration. And then, I ran into Future Me and he shook his head.
2. Celebrity death on Twitter is like a candlelight vigil super-glued overtop of an ejector seat.
3. I started following some celebrities this past week, and truth be told, most celebrities are as boring as stale radishes. Go average folk!
4. They really need to make some kind of slow person staircase in Grand Central Terminal when going down to the 4-5-6 before I have to go loco.
5. I have determined that if the Invisible Man and Selma Hayek (circa ‘95) made an adult film together, it would be the greatest thing ever.
6. Do sharks ever eat a remora in those moments when they’re not attached? It’d be the equivalent of walking with a candy bar stuck to you.
7. How many of your vices could you give up at once? Asked the man playing MegaMillions while eating a Chipotle burrito & thinking about beer.
8. I’ve never been to a candlelight vigil for an eaten remora but the Invisible Man has. Flashback humor! This is why I have 3,000 followers.
9. This AM’s SomBlock is sponsored by a steamy affair with 3 sexy women, because I have no idea what that’s like but it makes a great sponsor.
*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***
S.Rod does not set off airport-security with her sexy cuteness, or her titanium spinal support. This petite Puertoruvian has been known to use her powers of the Force to steal Sahm's TV Dinners. With her love of crafts and interior-design, S.Rod hopes to make the world a better place one quilted seat cover at a time.
