1. 104 tweets, 9 days, break, shift gears. Do things to make an impact. I know if I don’t make an impact, then it’s time to try something else.

2. Because damn it, I could use some change in my life more than an alcoholic could use a shot of bourbon. Just a shot of change, that’s all.

3. When you wake up in the morning, do you feel more like taking on the world, or like the world is taking you on a ride on the Tilt-O-Whirl?

4. Just the two of us. We can make it if we try, just the two of us. If not, let’s rob some banks, party, and go out in a hail of bullets.

5. Found out that you can share apps with other authorized iPhone users in the new iTunes. Now me and @Ms_SRod are even more Siamese twins.

6. When a baby cries on the train, do you: A. Feel bad. B. Turn your music up louder. C. Offer a pacifier. D. Offer an Ambien.

7. There was a hole in her Georgia O’Keefe painting and his spitting viper crawled through it. Rule: Never mix pet stores with art galleries.

8. If you’re suffering from writer’s block, just remember: you could be suffering from writer’s block and chased by cannibals riding cheetahs.

9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by the machine that makes a mistake. You’re only human, buddy.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***