SomBlock In Reverse: 9/9/09
1. Is it Wednesday or Tuesday? *sigh* I hate having to reset my office drone work week clock.
2. So Apple’s introducing new products today. Yawn. It’s a good thing I’m not a fanboy (says the man typing on his 2nd iPhone).
3. What I want from Apple is a new iPod that also is an effective stun gun, just in case I need to get even with rude people on the street.
4. In the future of course, there will be iPods that project force fields made of 1990′s MC Hammer albums. No one will dare touch them.
5. Facebook is great for finding old friends, but bad when you suddenly realize they’ve haven’t seen you since 20 pounds ago.
6. Learned that MTA Mail N Ride lets you save 2 credit cards on your account in case the 1st card expires, you’ll still get your ticket.
7. When making decisions, most people could use the red X in the air (with buzzer noise) from Family Feud to appear.
8. Sometimes you don’t realize how many stupid people there are in our nation until you hear them talking next to you on the phone.
9. This AM’s SomBlock is sponsored by all those losers hoping for the iTablet to release. Not gonna happen. (Shh, that’s reverse psychology.)
*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***
S.Rod does not set off airport-security with her sexy cuteness, or her titanium spinal support. This petite Puertoruvian has been known to use her powers of the Force to steal Sahm's TV Dinners. With her love of crafts and interior-design, S.Rod hopes to make the world a better place one quilted seat cover at a time.
