SomBlock In Reverse: 9/08/09
1. The balance of train seats tried to hit me with a SRO, but I snagged a seat in a 4-seater where the HVAC vent gives no footroom. Lucky, eh?
2. Somedays work can be the mental equivolent of getting smacked in the face repeatedly with a shovel. I suspect today might be such a day.
3. The Tuesday after a 3 day weekend is filled with fun surprises that all the people who were on vacation had forgot about before they left.
4. If anyone asks me how my weekend was, I’ll say that I killed a VW Bug full of clowns & spent the rest of the weekend burying all 20 of them.
5. A midlife crisis is just teenage angst with a higher credit line and a reduced libido.
6. An uncomfortable seat on an old train into NYC always makes me realize I wasted way too much time this weekend. A faux Monday cements this.
7. There should be a superhero that flies around letting obnoxious & idiotic people see how the world perceives them. Call him Loud-MFer Man.
8. Somfucius say: man who dreams of instant fame may just find it, but more than likely found a bad reality TV show with humiliating stunts.
9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by its evil twin SomBlack, the prince of dark tweetness. Okay fine, so they’re conjoined twins.
*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***
S.Rod does not set off airport-security with her sexy cuteness, or her titanium spinal support. This petite Puertoruvian has been known to use her powers of the Force to steal Sahm's TV Dinners. With her love of crafts and interior-design, S.Rod hopes to make the world a better place one quilted seat cover at a time.
