1. Can you believe the SomBlock’s been going strong for more than 4 months now? Yes, my hard work’s been rewarded with thousands of followers.

2. Since I started doing the SomBlock, the economy has begun to rebound. You now see the healing powers of negativity and sarcasm. So… ha!

3. Of course, all good things come to an end sooner or later. The SomBlock’s days are numbered, probably somewhere in-between tweet 2000-2500.

4. In the meantime, let me tell you about the medicinal benefits of organic bullshit. It can be found in most corporate offices in vast supply!

5. With enough organic corporate bullshit, you can numb your life so much that you don’t even feel pain anymore. You hear me people, no pain!

6. Fall is redeeming because all of the annoying things of summer go away: excessive heat and humidity, shore traffic, and fat men in Speedos.

7. Why is olive oil the only thing in the world to get the adjective Extra Virgin? Couldn’t we all use an Extra Virgin Beer or an Extra Virgin Steak?

8. Somewhere in the worst part of town on the bottom shelf of a dark convenience store, you’ll find a bottle of Dirty Old Prostitute Olive Oil.

9. Do you think everyone age 30-50 can identify the start game jingle of Pac-Man by just the first 2 notes? Yes, I miss my lost youth as well.

10. In the future, I’ll be riding on a spacious and new Metro North train. Note though that I didn’t say “in the NEAR future”.

11. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a spacious comfortable seat on a Metro North train.

12. Do you remember who it was that told you there was no Santa Claus? I do, and I hope that person is forever stuck photographing cute kids.

13. This AM’s SomBlock is sponsored by my bosses all being out the rest of the week. Golly gee, I’ll sure miss them so much. *wipes tear away*

14. Damn, I didn’t realize I was so close to a SomBlock Galore. Further proving that man’s ability to count before caffeine is greatly reduced.

15. Unless of course, I break my own rules and allow post sponsor tweets to count. Hmmm… Well… Okay… SomBlock Galore! (I love saying that)

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***