1. “Spring is near, my friends. Stay thirsty.” – Words spoken by the most optimistic yet positively clueless man in the world.

2. Forcing change to happen is like dragging a horse to water when you know the horse is made of dissolvable drink mix crystals.

3. What dream are you chasing? I know I’m after the one with the petite Latin models who have an unlimited wheat beer tap on their forehead.

4. Unwritten Metro North Rule #263: If you see the same person in both your AM and PM trains, you’re allowed to sword battle in the vestibule.

5. The answer is no. I did not have any sexual relations with that woman’s holographic image projected on my wall. Because that would hurt.

6. Somfucius say: man who ignores timesheets until last minute is able to focus on wasting time on other even more boring projects.

7. A woman who matches her shoes with her purse every day is admirable. I’d stay a few million miles away from dating her, but very admirable.

8. When I often scan back at things I spontaneously write, I can only imagine what you people think of me. You think I’m a nice guy, right?

9. I haven’t had a SomBlock Galore in a while. Sorry. I blame the economy. What? The economy’s back? Okay, well then I blame it on sun glare.

10. That would be 15 semi-good tweets in a 45 minute train ride for those who accidentally followed me last week. Ok fine, distantly semi-good.

11. Number of original iPhone adopters who are Star Wars fans and have uttered “Edge Network, you’ve failed me for the last time!” : 3 million.

12. I really need to stop thinking that tall men get all the promotions. Just look at how far Mike Bloomburg has gone in the world.

13. Maybe I should just steal Prince’s shiny purple height increasing boots. Although I don’t know if I could pull off wearing them to work.

14. I know it’s crazy, but it really seems like the gods don’t want me to work anywhere but Manhattan. At least that’s what the devil told me.

15. This AM’s SomBlock Galore is sponsored by a dream that the train takes me to the promise land tomorrow. What? It doesn’t have a Tahiti stop?

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***