1. In a perfect world, I would not only still be in bed right now, but I’d be gently sleepsurfing on the hands of my all-female ninja army.

2. The overdigitized years have arrived when you see college kids crowdsurfing while holding a mini camcorder, and no one’s stealing it away.

3. With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue, you get nothing done. Aha, I knew there was a reason I was not feeling 100% today.

4. Star Wars Wisdom #178: If you know they’re too close, don’t cave to repeated peer pressure that you have to stay on target. Poor Hutch.

5. Opportunity is like free ice cream during a summer blackout. You better eat it before the lights come back on. That sounded dirty. Sorry.

6. If only there was a limit to how much you could smell someone’s perfume. Yeah, scent would be the 1st sense I’d trade for x-ray vision.

7. Future tweets will have GPS-like tags on them, which sucks for me because you’ll see I’m really a stay at home mom sitting in a NJ trailer.

8. Of course, if I were ghost tweeting, I’d like to think I’d come up something better than a NYC work drone artist with a super fun commute.

9. I think it’s safe to say I’d rather hear a space shuttle blasting off than a screaming baby. From the platform below the launch that is.

10. Conversely, a space shuttle blasting off full of fading sounds of screaming babies would be even better. Yes, I’d send a nanny with them.

11. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by Michael Jackson’s drugstore, because that place has to have the pill that lets you grow dragon wings.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***