SomBlock In Reverse: 8/20/09

1. Is there any part of the human body that DOESN’T sweat?

2. The beauty of living on the East Coast is that you have equal opportunity year-round to complain about any type of different weather, right?

3. “I wake up in the morning, fold my hands and pray for rain. I got a head full of ideas that are driving me insane.” – Bob Dylan

4. I’m not a huge Bob Dylan fan, but that song lyric just about sums me up. Yes, I pray for rain very often. It’s good for the wife’s plants.

5. If I actually used teenage web abbreviations, I might say OMISMITS! Translation: Oh my invisible superpowerful man in the sky! Catchy, eh?

6. Why would you want to be a “storm through the front door” monster when you could be “OMISMITS it’s coming through my nose!” kind of monster?

7. Remember kids, if you don’t believe in a higher power, you can do all the bad things you want that are still permissable under federal law.

8. Bond Mashup: I’ve got a license to kill any octopussy with a golden gun by throwing a thunderball of solace. From Russian casino with love!

9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by my self inflicted limits, because it’s about time for those mofos to leave, and me to start living.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***