1. You know it’s going to be a strange day when the 8:03 train was 3 minutes early. That’s unheard of. Snow in the desert. Me with 3 wives.

2. Of course, I’m not naive to the balance of the universe, and an early train means that a nest of killer bunnies is waiting for me at work.

3. Yes, killer bunnies are the worst because you want to hug their soft furriness, & they’ll let you for a moment. Then you lose some fingers.

4. Would Pressing Your Luck to challenge the beer-before-liquor-never-sicker adage cause you to land on a Whammy? Stop!! I won a new toaster!

5. I used to watch Press Your Luck just to see the Whammies. The combo of wonky 80′s animation over people losing their winnings was addictive.

6. In the future, there will be cell phone apps that will answer unwanted calls in your voice, and then simulate you getting in a car accident.

7. Example: “Hey Tom. Yeah I got the ASAP retouch request for the CEO, and… GET OUT OF MY LANE YOU FUCKING FUCK! NO! AARGHH!” *crash noises*

8. It’s tweets like that last one that really make my mornings sparkle like freshly waxed cars restored and recovered from toxic flood zones.

9. The odds are high that you will see more bad mustaches than good ones. Tom Selleck was such a terrible influence on the modern day male.

10. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by summarizing, since mustached killer bunnies who lose money on game shows cause faux car accidents.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***