1. I’m not sure if I’m a morning or evening person. I pretty much feel like trampled tomatoes all day. But I would make a good sauce.

2. Welcome to the unbearable task of kick-starting my brain before the 2nd dose of caffeine. Yes, it takes two to make a Somrod feel right.

3. I almost commented on someone’s photo on Facebook that they had the plaid shirt from Fresh Prince’s “Parents Just Don’t Understand” video.

4. If we really had 26 hour days, what would you do with the extra 2 hours? I think I would probably spend it fantasizing about a 28 hour day.

5. Somfucius say: man who takes all of the cookies from the jar of life run risk of becoming a monster. Somfucius make joke for parents, eh?

6. I often wonder if any clever references are wasted on either various generations, or those who’ve drank portions of their brain cells away.

7. I’d like to tell you that your poofy hairstyle looks good, but the Flock of Seagulls are already on their way here to take it away. Sorry.

8. Don’t just sit there and hope to get lucky. If you really want to succeed, then you gotta be eatdrinkbreathing the dreams. Now snap to it!

9. I’m thinking of trying out one of those fandangled Thighmaster Bowflex Nautilus contraptions to get me looking mucho mucho buff again.

10. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by the world’s smallest violin, playing exclusively for the SomBlock. What? How’s that a bad thing?

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***