1. Happy Monday! I’m trying to think cold thoughts… Arctic iceberg… Walk-in freezer… Stealing an popsicle from a kid as no one’s looking.

2. Love. Exciting and new. Sweating your ass off waiting for a train. Come aboard, we’ll towel you off.

3. Ow ow ow. I got one of those damn Monday mornings stuck in my eye. Anyone have any antiseptic beer?

4. You know, the Incredible Hulk TV Theme is really some nicely written music and… Oh shut up. Whatever. No, you’re a dork. Times infinity.

5. So Tiger Woods lost this weekend, while Michael Vick got a contract. Further proving once again that good is vastly overated.

6. I’d like to get tickets for Thievery Corporation at Terminal 5 on Halloween. But I reeeeally want to be at home to give out candy to kids.

7. Now that the recession’s “over”, has anyone checked on their 401K? Over the last year, mine grew a Fu Manchu, got spayed, & races hotrods.

8. This last year’s economy hasn’t hurt me too much. I had several hundred shares of doom and gloom. I’m also well invested in good wheat beer.

9. Uh, I heard the SomBlock rules stipulate that if I mention beer twice in one AM, I skip work and head to the bar. It doesn’t? Well, shit.

10. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by your winter coat in the air conditioned closet at home, saying “Have a nice commute, suckaaaaa!”

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***