1. Goddamn I love it when they put the train on a different track than usual. This passion I feel, man oh man, it’s a thing to behold. Woo hoo.

2. Now that’s what I’m talking about. You can take a look at my previous tweets to know exactly what “that” is. I think it may be sarcastic.

3. Damn, I hope I never try to make an NFL comeback after serving 2 years of prison and trying to get myself out of bankruptcy.

4. Life is however you want it to be. Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates doesn’t mean shit if you are obsessed about making your goals a reality.

5. I say chop up Forrest’s box of chocolates with Occam’s razor and feed them to Pavlov’s dogs.

6. I’ve decided that the SomBlock now has an ulterior motive. No, it doesn’t involve universal healthcare, or me having an extramarital affair.

7. It boils down to this: if you write every morning, you should question your motives if it isn’t adding up to something bigger.

8. Somfucius say: man who is content with just winning little battles here and there will always get his ass kicked as far as the war goes.

9. You know your world is sad when your iPhone auto-remembering SomBlock and Somfucius makes you satisfied. What? I’m not talking about me.

10. I don’t mind when I see someone wearing the exact same shirt I own. It’s just that they’re not allowed to be uglier than I am.

11. So you’re telling me that this sucker is nuclear or that it only takes 4 licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center? I assume it can’t be both.

12. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by checking email, voicemail, snail mail, check for a pulse, slurp coffee faster, submit submit obey!

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***