1. And you may find yourself sitting on a train. And you may find you’re on Twitter again. And you may ask yourself: Well, how did I SomBlock?

2. If you’re hoping to wait around for inspiration to just roll in like a tumbleweed in a windy desert, you better hit the crackpipe harder.

3. Somfucius say: man who tell truth all the time will upset and offend people more often than smiling liar does.

4. I sent out a block of screenplays last week for SomBlock: The Movie. So far, no response, but I hear some buzz. Wait, that was my earphones.

5. SomBlock: The Movie is a gentle story of an unsuccessful artist & his insignificant way of spending his commute. Gripping & inspiring stuff.

6. I’ve just been informed I’m tweeting too much about myself and may lose followers. Actually it was all a bunch of sublime healthcare jokes.

7. Don’t go to bed with no price on your head. No no, don’t do it. The glue from the price tag could irritate those with sensitive skin.

8. I hope that if my name is ever used with the saying ‘in the hearts of men’, it’s followed by ‘in the stomach of women’. Yes, I’m serious.

9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by the everlasting glorious Twix Bar, because caramel + cookie crunch = sacred mouth sensations. Amen.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***