1. The weatherman comforting me in the AM about how it’s cooler than yesterday is rendered moot when I’m sweating on the train platform AGAIN.

2. In the future, you’ll be able to spray on deodorant that chemically changes all body sweat into Obsession. It’ll be called CK Pit Lover.

3. Women in open toed shoes: you know it’s time to repaint your toenails if even an unfashionable straight male notices the inconsistent toes.

4. I think it’s about time for an independent survey of whether those keeping the mullet haircut alive ever actually get laid.

5. The AM radio guy said the recession is over. At last, I can take out that cash I stored in the pipe. What do you mean it’s a sewer pipe?

6. I keep wondering if Facebook or Twitter will become the next MySpace. Of equal importance, I wonder about more or less butter on my bagel.

7. Somfucius say: man who synchronizes watch with clock at house knows exactly what time it is there when he is stuck at work 40 miles away.

8. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by the lying, the Mac witchcraft, and the wardrobe I wish was all made of terrycloth robes & slippers.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***