SomBlock In Reverse: 7/23/09

1. Hello Twitter my old friend. I’ve come to tweet with you again. The sarcasm planted in my brain, still remains. Here’s the sounds of Somrod.

2. I’m considering dragging a Vornado fan on casters behind me to work. Of course, it’ll be powered by a gas-fueled generator. Also on casters.

3. I like to pretend I’m actually tweeting like I have 2600 followers, even if I only have 26 real people reading this. Start small, they say.

4. I’ve been informed that I’m as inventive as Wile E. Coyote. It’s smartass comments like this that really make me warm and fuzzy inside.

5. Of course, you should know that the green stuff growing on the half loaf of bread is also warm and fuzzy. Perspective, my friends. Dig it.

6. Somfucius say: man who commute into city for work may have nice house, but no time to spend in it.

7. If someone out there is hoping for me to have a meltdown sometime soon, too bad. It happened years ago. Suckers.

8. Just because I overthought my way out of a useful college degree, I do still have one. It’s the thing that separates me from the cockroachs.

9. Of course, when my degree fails to shield me from a nuclear onslaught, the cockroach pulls ahead. Stupid flesh, you’re costing me the win.

10. I do wonder if that childhood encouragement that I could be a successful artist one day was a bad thing. Curse you, educational role models!

11. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by Tiger Woods, because that guy has too much freaking money, and should randomly give it away. To me.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***