1. In a tiny effort to be less wasteful & verbose, this AM’s SomBlock tweets will all be 45 chars or less. That is, starting with the next one.

2. Subway doors can leave bruises. Trust me.

3. Photo retouchers are the original cloners.

4. Note: that’s 45 chars without saying “OU812?”

5. There’s always a whiskey escape hatch.

6. With a beer chaser getaway car of course.

7. Oh brothers, you should try and imitate me.

8. Some transvestites on the Subway frighten me.

9. Men in ladies’ makeup are like evil clowns.

10. Do microtweets count as a SomBlock Galore?

11. No, you don’t “still got it”. Yes, it’s gone.

12. Life gets worse with each waistline increase.

13. My iPhone has black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

14. Moral of the story: learn how to self-edit.

15. Like the SomBlock with concepts? Let me know.

16. This AM’s SomBlock was sponsored by brevity!

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***