1. If apathy is better to start off your morning than reluctance, then I say: in all honesty, I don’t really give a fuck. Mm-hmm, let it out.

2. We all have demons, but only the best of us are able to bring them out for a game of tag and not go over the edge.

3. It’s much cooler to stand in the train vestibule. Of course, in a crash situation, your ass is the first to die. Otherwise, VERY cool.

4. StationStops for iPhone: the best app to have when you need to catch the next train after you overslept at your mistress’s apartment.

5. After mentioning spammers with cute girl avatars yesterday, I got 50 new followers. All “cute girls”. I just have that animal magnetism, eh?

6. That’s the funny thing about Twitter: there’s so many levels of illusion that I may as well be Obi-Wan’s ghost telling you to go to a swamp.

7. My hour of Twitter is the 2nd of 4 daily methods of brain reanimation: vitamins, tweet, Red Bull, and f-ing huge pipe dreams of success.

8. Shakeofistia: the feeling you get after missing the Subway by seconds when you’re running late.

9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by the girl that’s mine, all mine. But if anyone else calls her doggone, I will moonwalk on your face.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***