1. I talked too much shit yesterday about McDonald’s. As I was leaving work, Grimace smacked me with a 2×4 and the Fry Guys stole my wallet.

2. I suspect that the Fry Guys also purchased 200 gallons of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and a merry-go-round with my credit card.

3. I have an incredible knack for going out the night before an AM dentist appointment. Nothing like getting drilled while you have a hangover.

4. I’ve listened to Radiohead’s “How to Disappear Completely” a hundred times, and still don’t have invisibility powers. I want my money back.

5. I don’t mind listening to Thriller again and its’ retro vibes, but I’ve got to get that damn photo of MJ in a white suit off of my iPhone.

6. Clues that your music collection doesn’t mesh well: when playing alphabetically, Pharaeoh Monch not so gently segues into Phil Collins.

7. Some mornings, you have the magic touch. Other mornings, you end up touching a train railing that feels slimy and not so magical.

8. Somewhere, a person just read my previous tweet & pulled out a bottle of Purel and rubbed vigorously. Viva la flammable fresh lemon scent!

9. This morning’s SomBlock is sponsored by novacaine, because I lub de wabe thab ebbiethin getz nub reelb quik.

*** Every weekday from 8-9am while traveling from Stamford to Manhattan, Mark Sahm writes a block of thoughts on his Twitter account (@Somrod) via his iPhone.***