Up from the cauldrons of spinal regeneration, moldy basements and long commuting jobs, it has been confirmed that the rumblings of a new episode of Magic Junk Radio are indeed true. It’s been a long time, far too long for most to maintain a commitment to a pet project.

But after running through forty conceptual tracks trapped in the Somrod vault over the past fifteen months, eight have banded together for a common theme and have reached sonic completion. All that remains now is the mixing, some last minute revisions, and of course, the joint narration of M. Sahm and S.Rod that glues together their humble composition. Hey, at least we are more productive than that Peter Gabriel guy!

Thus, within the next week, someone will lock their keys in their car, someone you know will get laid (hopefully that person you see in the reflective surface), the Knicks could fire Isiah Thomas, the new Nine Inch Nails album will reach a dozen plays on my iPhone, and the ninth episode of Magic Junk Radio will finally reach the internet. No, really! We swear! We cast your podshake! We cast it up!