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Only You Can Prevent Novel Fires

Published on August 26, 2005
By Mark Sahm

Don’t be afraid to help. In fact, be a person that Smokey the Bear’s literature loving cousin Scripty would give a merit badge to.

Help stop The Art of Getting Bent, a novel by M. Sahm, from burning in the fiery doldrums of Amazon.com obscurity. Currently, as of August 26, Amazon is ranking TAGB at #248,909 in Books… but this is simply cruel of them. Help show the online industry giant that there is still hope left in the literary dreams of a small publishing house and a first time novelist. Your support is invaluable to us.

Remember, only you can prevent novel fires. Or the acidic dusts and airborne chemicals of time. Only you can keep the Unsung Fu warehouse storage facility from being used to house someone’s old furniture. Nobody wants that. Because old couches are smelly.

This message has been brought to you by the Foundation for Shameless Self-Promotion. We appreciate your gracious acceptance for our self-depreciating humor. Thank you.



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