I confess my guilt: it was wrong of me to complain about my speeding ticket in a public forum. Luckily, I had many people who were more than happy to call me out as a “naive” twentysomething trying to apply the logic of common sense and safety to a system based solely on revenue. So… forgive my transgressions, you may now return to your regular broadcast of cynicism.
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While the charcoals of my frustration have cooled since then, I now had in engage in damage control for the ticket. The fees were begrudgingly paid via credit card, so all that remained were those two points on my license. As most of you know, insurance companies aren’t too fond of points, and will hike up your rates or even drop your coverage at their holy discretion. Indeed, I had no wish to see if the gecko could be a poison spitting serpent.
So I went in search of a defensive driving class to reduce my points and insurance. I was lucky enough to find one about half a mile away. On a nice day like last Sunday, I could walk there. Such a thing could come in handy if I get caught in another speed trap or two. But let me knock on wood for that thought.
Anyway, I had been to a defensive driving class twice before, in 1999 and 2002. Both times, it was for the 10% discount. In your twenties, 10% is usually a nice chunk of change over a three-year span (which is how long the DD class is good for). So this would be the first time I actually had to use the point reduction option.
When you attend a DD class, you’ll quickly learn that it is not offered by the Department of Motor Vehicles, but through an independent contractor or driving school. The contractor then mails your proof of attendance in to the DMV, who will confirm your reductions in a few weeks.
In my three experiences, the classes all consisted of three identical elements: handouts, videos, and discussion.
The handout is half workbook/half factsheet. It’s filled with DMV statistics, common sense advice, and recommendations on avoiding road rage, cell phone use, etc. Are there any kind of magic factoids, where you leave and can suddenly drive like the car chase from Ronin or French Connection ? No. But it is a good refresher of everything you skimmed over when getting ready to take your driver’s test at 17.
The videos are usually either a recording of a TV story from 20/20 or PrimeTime Live, or a cheesy made-for-driving school short. The recording I saw had Sam Donaldson traveling with Delaware state troopers in an undercover car, then interviewing the violators the trooper pulled over. The short was actually an instructional video geared towards teens, which the driving school was getting double mileage from. But the basic information was there.
The discussion was as expected: a room full of people who don’t really want to be there, but will participate for the sake of getting their discounts. We shared traffic stories, discussed our own driving weaknesses, and reviewed ways to compensate for bad conditions (including mental ones). Feel free to talk about anything that bothers you about our traffic system to the instructor. That’s why they are there.
All of the instructors I’ve had were ‘gruff laymen’, for lack of a better description. I’m sure they were certified, but it’s not like they had a Master’s of DMV. My feeling was that the course itself is such a cookiecutter format, that almost anyone could assemble and conduct a class. I noticed that all of the materials come prepared by yet another contractor. All three of mine were done by the NTSI.
The driving school charged $50 for a six-hour course, which may vary by state. With an average of 16 people between all of the classes I’ve been at, that’s $800 a class. Offer two classes a week for a year and the gross earnings are $83,200. While I’m sure there are fees and tests to be an instructor, that’s still a nice pull. At least it is in my starving artist handbook.
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Before you go to a defensive driving class for a violation, here’s some tips:
- Bring a pen, because you’ll have forms to fill out. Those 3-inch pencils that they have on hand never cut it.
- Get there on time. A guy came in 30 minutes late to my class, and got turned away. Read the fine print on your class registration too. Some places might not give you a full refund if you have to come back.
- If it’s for a DWI-related violation, the DD course will not help you. DWI has its own special course. Check with your state DMV.
- If you got your ticket in another state, double check whether your state DMV counts points from an out-of-state violation. I learned while researching this post that my state does not. Ironic to my plight, since I got caught only three miles from the state border. But you might fare better.
In conclusion, the defensive driving class was a positive experience. While some of the material is tedious and boring, the refresher of getting those traffic reminders back in your head is golden. Besides that, figure out how much 10% off of your annual insurance fees would be. You’ll find that fifty bucks and six hours is not only a worthy sacrifice, but also a good cleanser of any previous guilt.